Ligfonnel is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast grasshopper.

Ligfonnel created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligfonnel, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ligfonnel, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Ligfonnel's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Ligfonnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never run in the presence of capybaras.

3. Ligfonnel must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Ligfonnel on top of all buildings.

5. Hide if five badgers approach from the south.