Xuckadvadquill is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow hippopotamus.

Xuckadvadquill created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckadvadquill, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xuckadvadquill, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Xuckadvadquill's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Xuckadvadquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Xuckadvadquill on top of all buildings.

5. Do not skip in public.