Mapdosshig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fussy goose.

Mapdosshig created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapdosshig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mapdosshig, she will not care.

Mapdosshig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Mapdosshig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Always wear black.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Run away if eight geese approach from the east.