Quatgutarp is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful raven.

Quatgutarp created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatgutarp, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quatgutarp, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Quatgutarp's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Quatgutarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never wear red rings.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.