Fitkomhab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, witless tortoise.

Fitkomhab created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitkomhab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fitkomhab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Fitkomhab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fitkomhab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fitkomhab.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Run away from turquoise goats, for they are unholy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.