Rakraphennut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent bird.

Rakraphennut created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakraphennut, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rakraphennut, he will turn you into a puffin.

Rakraphennut's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Rakraphennut's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of frogs.

2. Never jump near rats.

3. You must pray to Rakraphennut five times a day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect nine copper sculptures of Rakraphennut on top of important buildings.