Nabmapzog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional fly.

Nabmapzog created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Nabmapzog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nabmapzog, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nabmapzog's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nabmapzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Nabmapzog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about stars.