Fomnurvin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, temperamental octopus.

Fomnurvin created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomnurvin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fomnurvin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Fomnurvin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fomnurvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near snakes.

2. Feed all hungry geese.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think ill of sick ducks.

5. Never talk about nebulae.