Rowyarthinkin is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless
armadillo.
Rowyarthinkin created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowyarthinkin, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Rowyarthinkin, she will not care.
Rowyarthinkin's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Rowyarthinkin's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
3. Always wear yellow.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Rowyarthinkin on top of all buildings.