Queegkiklun is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented gnu.

Queegkiklun created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Queegkiklun, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Queegkiklun, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Queegkiklun's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Queegkiklun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never feed lentils to geese while wearing blue corsets.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Queegkiklun.