Bumhudwat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, loving rat.

Bumhudwat created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumhudwat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bumhudwat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bumhudwat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bumhudwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.