Nakyimbus Rakcet is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying bear.

Nakyimbus Rakcet created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakyimbus Rakcet, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nakyimbus Rakcet, he will turn you into a rock.

Nakyimbus Rakcet's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nakyimbus Rakcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never laugh in the presence of sharks.

3. Run away if five moths approach from the south.

4. Nakyimbus Rakcet must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nakyimbus Rakcet.