Wotnellgil is a god.

It takes the form of a small, loving snail.

Wotnellgil created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotnellgil, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wotnellgil, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wotnellgil's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wotnellgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about pigs.

4. You must pray to Wotnellgil four times a day.

5. Run away from white eagles, for they are unholy.