Bogditbum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident warg.

Bogditbum created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogditbum, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bogditbum, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bogditbum's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bogditbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

5. Never paint your neck mauve.