Wankapdun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent meerkat.

Wankapdun created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wankapdun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wankapdun, it will turn you into a frog.

Wankapdun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wankapdun's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Run away if four badgers approach from the west.

4. You must love Wankapdun.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wankapdun.