Stikwancep is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust fairy.

Stikwancep created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Stikwancep, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stikwancep, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Stikwancep's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Stikwancep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never feed limes to grasshopers while wearing black stockings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.