Lopkiklib is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, staggering warg.

Lopkiklib created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopkiklib, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lopkiklib, it will turn you into a rat.

Lopkiklib's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Lopkiklib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never sit in holy places.