Podpoping is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, capable deer.

Podpoping created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Podpoping, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Podpoping, she will turn you into a sheep.

Podpoping's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Podpoping's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Never sit in the presence of shrews.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shave your head.