Voltitnarlcum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, compassionate rat.

Voltitnarlcum created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Voltitnarlcum, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Voltitnarlcum, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Voltitnarlcum's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Voltitnarlcum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Voltitnarlcum.

2. Always obey Voltitnarlcum's priests.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Fast once a month.
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