Dunyamnarl is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited chicken.

Dunyamnarl created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunyamnarl, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dunyamnarl, it will strike you with lightening.

Dunyamnarl's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dunyamnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Feed all hungry grasshopers.