Tipxinmet is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, two-faced raven.

Tipxinmet created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipxinmet, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tipxinmet, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tipxinmet's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tipxinmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Tipxinmet loves squirrels, so they must be respected.