Xuckbegkin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, intelligent mink.

Xuckbegkin created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbegkin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xuckbegkin, she will turn you into a plant.

Xuckbegkin's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Xuckbegkin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Xuckbegkin.

2. Never feed wheat to grasshopers while wearing brown shorts.

3. Always help sick foxes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.