Bimquamnat Sawlamrul is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody yak.

Bimquamnat Sawlamrul created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimquamnat Sawlamrul, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bimquamnat Sawlamrul, it will send you a sign.

Bimquamnat Sawlamrul's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bimquamnat Sawlamrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.