Danbabgud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented weasel.

Danbabgud created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danbabgud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Danbabgud, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Danbabgud's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Danbabgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must pray to Danbabgud nine times a day.

3. Danbabgud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must love Danbabgud.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.