Sandaved is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, blissful centipede.

Sandaved created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandaved, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sandaved, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Sandaved's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sandaved's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must love Sandaved.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Sandaved must be the most important thing in your life.