Cabpogwonmutran is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humorless hamster.

Cabpogwonmutran created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabpogwonmutran, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cabpogwonmutran, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cabpogwonmutran's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cabpogwonmutran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think ill of sick badgers.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.