Timganwod is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent wyrm.

Timganwod created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timganwod, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Timganwod, she will turn you into a mole.

Timganwod's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Timganwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Erect five carbon sculptures of Timganwod on top of important buildings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.