Dinpadtigvigcad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, sapient fox.

Dinpadtigvigcad created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Dinpadtigvigcad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dinpadtigvigcad, it will send you a sign.

Dinpadtigvigcad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dinpadtigvigcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. You must pray to Dinpadtigvigcad nine times a day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.