Cibwaphan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish unicorn.

Cibwaphan created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibwaphan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cibwaphan, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cibwaphan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cibwaphan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.