Cussispak is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, dishonest jaguar.

Cussispak created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussispak, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cussispak, it will curse you with boils.

Cussispak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cussispak's Holy Commandments

1. Cussispak loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away from brown hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect five gold sculptures of Cussispak on top of important buildings.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.