Botzigpib is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective spider.

Botzigpib created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botzigpib, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Botzigpib, it will be very sad.

Botzigpib's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Botzigpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never bounce near dogs.