Dusstadsugbapbesskomlig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-confident alligator.

Dusstadsugbapbesskomlig created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusstadsugbapbesskomlig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dusstadsugbapbesskomlig, she will turn you into a duck.

Dusstadsugbapbesskomlig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dusstadsugbapbesskomlig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five birds approach from the east.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never play with disobedient children.