Geptangun is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent wyrm.

Geptangun created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Geptangun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Geptangun, he will strike you with lightening.

Geptangun's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Geptangun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Geptangun.

2. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Geptangun on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.