Madflownel is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, boastful snail.

Madflownel created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madflownel, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Madflownel, it will turn you into a dog.

Madflownel's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Madflownel's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green dresses.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.