Raklapget is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omnipotent otter.

Raklapget created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raklapget, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Raklapget, she will strike you with lightening.

Raklapget's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Raklapget's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Hide if eight nematodes approach from the east.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never laugh in holy places.