Dumrakjin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, prudent hedgehog.

Dumrakjin created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumrakjin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dumrakjin, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dumrakjin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dumrakjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dumrakjin.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.