Midfubgof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, selfish meerkat.

Midfubgof created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midfubgof, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Midfubgof, it will turn you into a duck.

Midfubgof's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Midfubgof's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Midfubgof seven times a day.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not hurt mites.

4. Hide from cyan snails for they are unholy.

5. Always help moths.