Logzagren is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-assured eagle.

Logzagren created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Logzagren, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Logzagren, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Logzagren's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Logzagren's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Mice are not to be trusted.

5. Do not stand on grass.