Natparkjen Mabparkbunhap Tunbegsogmot is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful chinchilla.

Natparkjen Mabparkbunhap Tunbegsogmot created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natparkjen Mabparkbunhap Tunbegsogmot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Natparkjen Mabparkbunhap Tunbegsogmot, he will send you a sign.

Natparkjen Mabparkbunhap Tunbegsogmot's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Natparkjen Mabparkbunhap Tunbegsogmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near swans.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Natparkjen Mabparkbunhap Tunbegsogmot.

3. Do not take Natparkjen Mabparkbunhap Tunbegsogmot's name in vain.

4. Retreat if nine nematodes approach from the east.

5. You must love Natparkjen Mabparkbunhap Tunbegsogmot.