Zanfebkin Lentafhin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, almighty jellyfish.

Zanfebkin Lentafhin created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanfebkin Lentafhin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zanfebkin Lentafhin, it will not care at all.

Zanfebkin Lentafhin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Zanfebkin Lentafhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat cucumbers.