Manstragham Govflatfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, blissful dove.

Manstragham Govflatfoss created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manstragham Govflatfoss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Manstragham Govflatfoss, she will jump up and down on your head.

Manstragham Govflatfoss' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Manstragham Govflatfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. You must pray to Manstragham Govflatfoss four times a day.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. You must never eat turnips.