Larnnutdod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, staggering fox.

Larnnutdod created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnnutdod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Larnnutdod, it will not care.

Larnnutdod's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Larnnutdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Run away from blue shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Retreat if seven frogs approach from the north.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.