Quillratarn Teenflyven is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome donkey.

Quillratarn Teenflyven created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Quillratarn Teenflyven, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quillratarn Teenflyven, it will destroy your favourite star.

Quillratarn Teenflyven's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Quillratarn Teenflyven's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about rats.