Mobnillced is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, conceited manatee.

Mobnillced created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobnillced, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mobnillced, it will manifest in front of you.

Mobnillced's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Mobnillced's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five dogs approach from the west.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Never jump in holy places.