Teenyarcip is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish wombat.

Teenyarcip created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenyarcip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Teenyarcip, she will strike you with lightening.

Teenyarcip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Teenyarcip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five tapirs approach from the east.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. You must never eat oranges.