Sidkomsin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awesome swallow.

Sidkomsin created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidkomsin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidkomsin, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sidkomsin's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sidkomsin's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat green fruit.