Wigdamkab is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, moody walrus.

Wigdamkab created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigdamkab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wigdamkab, it will send you a sign.

Wigdamkab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Wigdamkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick doves.

2. Worship no other gods but Wigdamkab.

3. Hide if four bats approach from the south.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help sick monkeys.