Fabtafsidniggom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced snake.

Fabtafsidniggom created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabtafsidniggom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fabtafsidniggom, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Fabtafsidniggom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fabtafsidniggom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.