Quagzedbed is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, merciless raven.

Quagzedbed created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagzedbed, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quagzedbed, she will refuse to believe in you.

Quagzedbed's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Quagzedbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear orange hats.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.