Bugcenveen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, wise swallow.

Bugcenveen created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Bugcenveen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bugcenveen, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bugcenveen's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bugcenveen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Hide if nine badgers approach from the west.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.